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This person who deducted a star from their review because the containers didn’t come with a sandwich:
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This person found an unconventional use for a giant pink dildo:
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And this person should just get a bidet and move on with their life:
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This controversial lunch:
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And this mom who kinda just reviewed her tall son:
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This reviewer who may have taken the title of the movie a bit too literally:
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And this surprise tooth:
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This trash can that doubles as a relationship tester:
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And this person stuck their frustration with a tube of glue into a poem:
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This reviewer genuinely went through something assembling a bed frame:
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This air mattress might fool me too, under the right circumstances:
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This fart trapping bean bag would make a great gift for someone you hate:
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And this person took “slugging” to a whole ‘nother level:
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And this “hdppy birthday”:
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This absolute roller coaster of a review:
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The devil’s under desk treadmill:
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And finally, I think we’ve all been this person:
