Promising review: “Ugly, weird-looking clown shoes that everyone, including me, loves to make fun of. And yet, within five minutes of getting home for the night, I’m wearing these. They’re comfortable, are well ventilated enough to let my feet air out (foot funk is truly nasty), and don’t slip off as easily with the strap in back. They’re also durable, I’ve had this pair for five years and while they show some wear, they’re still comfortable.” —Goth Gone Grey
Price: $34.99+ (available in sizes 4–19 and in 50+ colors)