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This couple, who had a super romantic gift idea:
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This couple (or, let’s be real, this bride), who bought/made these:
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This bride, who had everyone circle around her singing “It’s All About You”:
4.
This wonderfully classy couple whose cake had the American flag, camo, the Jeep logo, and a “groom with a gun” topper:
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And this bride, who was excited to receive a Donald Trump and Salt Bae-themed “MAGA Claw”:
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This couple, who provided different meals for gifts at different price points (and apparently expected people to contribute thousands???):
8.
Whatever couple thought these were appropriate cake toppers:
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This couple, who decided this was appropriate for a wedding shower — which is traditionally attended by family members of the bride and groom, including grandparents and children:
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Any bride who thought these were fun cards to give to bridesmaids:
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This couple, who solicited guests for cold hard cash at the wedding, in addition to their gifts:
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This couple, who did the same with a Dollar Dance (where people were encouraged to contribute $100 bills!!!) AND had a cash bar with only box wine AND served cookout items that ran out:
13.
This couple, who decided to use their cake toppers to advertise their multiple MLMs:
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And this couple, who decided to actually turn their wedding into an MLM business opportunity:
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This couple, who thought this cake was acceptable:
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Along with this couple (seriously, why is this a thing???):
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Everyone involved in this wedding:
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This couple, who served baked potatoes as their only food:
20.
This couple, who put their guests in different “tiers” — then informed them which tier they were in:
21.
This couple, who decided this was a cute wedding cake:
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This bride, who decided that her fiancé (sorry, “finance”) did not matter at all:
23.
This groom, who thought a romantic song for his mother-son dance was a good idea:
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This couple, who expected strangers to Venmo them honeymoon money:
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This couple, who declined to write real thank you cards:
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This couple, who wanted to have their reception at a restaurant where guests paid for their own meal:
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And finally, this bride, who I hope is trolling us all:
