We love that you’re embracing our bike-share system, but if you’re weaving through traffic like Bambi on ice and forgetting we drive on the left, you’re giving pedestrians, drivers, and fellow cyclists heart attacks. We beg you: ride with confidence, follow the rules, and for everyone’s sanity, maybe practice in a park before taking on Oxford Street at rush hour. If that sounds like too much, no shame in sticking to walking… at least until you’ve got your London legs.